So Says Ethan

A:  "Ethan, please stop jumping on me, I don't want to wrestle."
E:  "I have to jump on you daddy."
A:  "No, you do not need to jump on me."
E:  "Yes, I do because girls are too intelligent to wrestle."

"Mom, if you would let me do whatever I want we wouldn't have to fight."

"Mom, you look cool today.  Girls aren't cool, why do you want to dress like a boy?"